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Best DA Signatures:

1. If u and a purple cow get stuck on Uranus how many waffles does it take to eat a crowbar? NONE!!! Chips don't have nostrils! –daughterofaphrodite
2. 99.9% of the female population would kill themselves if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Paste this in your sig. if you're part of the .1% that would yell "DO A BACKFLIP!" –Love2FlyLikeMaxRide
3. TODAYS THEIVES. They will STEAL ANYTHING. Guy walks up to a car, and takes out his BRICK. What does he see in the backseat of the car? A BRICK. He throws the BRICK through the window and picks up the OTHER BRICK and runs away. –MochironMan
4. 98% of teenagers have smoked, drunk, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels. –Patricia-Bear
5. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH!?!?!? well a bitch is a dog, and a dog barks, and bark is on trees, and trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful so thanks for the
compliment. -emoxxgirl9

6. Seven
       Crappy
       Hours
       Of
       Our
       Lives –KH-wolf
7. this is not a signature this is ... kirby <(^.^<) (>^.^)> <(^.^<) (>^.^)> -bigjosh10
8. it's four IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!
-Its Saturday!
no its not, its fucking Sunday. and I gotta go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every fucker in my fucking department is fucking Ill. SO CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY????
-fuck yeah! –No-Face181
9. Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door... or stapling Jell-O to a tree. –Ignation-Mystic
10. Edward only has one ball.
Jacob has two but they are small
Lady Gaga has something similar
But poor old Bieber, he has no balls at all. –korgus
11. Law of Gaga: (RAH)²(AH)³+RO(MA+MAMA)+(GA)²+OOH(LA)²= Bad Romance –StrawberryLatte12
12. Apple =Health = Strength = Looks = Girls = Sex = Aids = Death
Now..Who wants an apple? –haruka4ever
13. I RELISH THE FACT YOU MUSTARD THE STRENGTH TO KETCHUP WITH ME –killerdemetri
14. Emily: ".....Chocolate Covered Midgets! "
    Me: "Errrm.. Yeah."
    Emily: " That would be *AWESOME.*
    Me: "OMGG. Shut upp!"
    Emily: "They'd like waddle. "
    Me: " o.o " –i-give-you-my-heart
15. The world is comeing to an end!!!!!!
*eats muffin* MUFFINS!!!!!!WOOO!!! I AM MUFFIN CANIBAL!!!!! –xxPsychoticxFreakxx
16. "Meow I'm a dog!" said the Fish. –moocowsrkol
17. 98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. Paste this if you're one of the 2% that can't. –EggPlantPocky03
18. Hey look! ---> ( o Y o ) BEWBIES!!!! –EmoWolfie
19. "If you hate quotes in signatures telling you to copy and paste that quote into your signature, copy and paste this quote into your signature....... wait" –also EmoWolfie
20. Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. –Eriray076
21. In a room where everyone else thinks "All these people are mindless
sheep," a unique person thinks "B-A-A-A-A-H-H." –VaguelyCreepy
22. 1. Go to 3
____2. Now go to 6
____3. Oopsie, 7
____4. Now 9
____5. Erm...let us go to...8!
____6. You lost the game.
____7. Oopsies again. go to 4
____8. Almost there, go to 10
____9. I SAID 5! GO AWAY!
____Now go to 2 -WolfieboyMachi
23. Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B? -kaledrub
24. "You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely doesn't it?" -purplekip
25. 90% of teenages copy stupid signatures when they're told so.If you are against copy pasting stupid signatures.Copy and paste this into your...oh wait -Crow1992
26. Our
    Biggest
    Asinine
    Mistake
    America -hammertheshark
27. American : Waaaazzzuuuupp!!!
    Puerto Rican : ¿Quééé pasaaaaa!!!
    German : Wasgehdaaaab!!!
    Italian : Come vaaaaaaaa!!!
    Japanese: Waaazzabiii!!!
    French : Çaaaaaaaa Vaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Jew: Shaaalooooooooom!
    Ork: WAAAAAGH!!! -DarylChin
Here is a list of some of mah favorite sigs that I found on DA. I'm actually submitting this mostly for the purpose of experimenting with submitting writing. If yours pops up, don't hesitate to leave a comment!

*EDIT* I've decided that I'm going to add more to this as I find them.
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Bronytrainman Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Number 20 was hilarious!!!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Hehe, one of my favorites! :D
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:iconchaoticallyawkward:
ChaoticallyAwkward Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are awesome. XD
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:iconnatureanddragons:
NatureAndDragons Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this XD
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ChelleyStarfire Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD "Shaaalooooooooom!"
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
WAAAAAAAGH!! :XD:
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:iconchelleystarfire:
ChelleyStarfire Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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Neon-Frost Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! These are hilarious

but I like mine best
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Thanks!
And that yours is pretty funny. :XD:
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MughalRox Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my Lord XD
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