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Best DA Signatures:

1. If u and a purple cow get stuck on Uranus how many waffles does it take to eat a crowbar? NONE!!! Chips don't have nostrils! –daughterofaphrodite
2. 99.9% of the female population would kill themselves if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Paste this in your sig. if you're part of the .1% that would yell "DO A BACKFLIP!" –Love2FlyLikeMaxRide
3. TODAYS THEIVES. They will STEAL ANYTHING. Guy walks up to a car, and takes out his BRICK. What does he see in the backseat of the car? A BRICK. He throws the BRICK through the window and picks up the OTHER BRICK and runs away. –MochironMan
4. 98% of teenagers have smoked, drunk, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels. –Patricia-Bear
5. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH!?!?!? well a bitch is a dog, and a dog barks, and bark is on trees, and trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful so thanks for the
compliment. -emoxxgirl9

6. Seven
       Crappy
       Hours
       Of
       Our
       Lives –KH-wolf
7. this is not a signature this is ... kirby <(^.^<) (>^.^)> <(^.^<) (>^.^)> -bigjosh10
8. it's four IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!
-Its Saturday!
no its not, its fucking Sunday. and I gotta go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every fucker in my fucking department is fucking Ill. SO CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY????
-fuck yeah! –No-Face181
9. Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door... or stapling Jell-O to a tree. –Ignation-Mystic
10. Edward only has one ball.
Jacob has two but they are small
Lady Gaga has something similar
But poor old Bieber, he has no balls at all. –korgus
11. Law of Gaga: (RAH)²(AH)³+RO(MA+MAMA)+(GA)²+OOH(LA)²= Bad Romance –StrawberryLatte12
12. Apple =Health = Strength = Looks = Girls = Sex = Aids = Death
Now..Who wants an apple? –haruka4ever
13. I RELISH THE FACT YOU MUSTARD THE STRENGTH TO KETCHUP WITH ME –killerdemetri
14. Emily: ".....Chocolate Covered Midgets! "
    Me: "Errrm.. Yeah."
    Emily: " That would be *AWESOME.*
    Me: "OMGG. Shut upp!"
    Emily: "They'd like waddle. "
    Me: " o.o " –i-give-you-my-heart
15. The world is comeing to an end!!!!!!
*eats muffin* MUFFINS!!!!!!WOOO!!! I AM MUFFIN CANIBAL!!!!! –xxPsychoticxFreakxx
16. "Meow I'm a dog!" said the Fish. –moocowsrkol
17. 98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls. Paste this if you're one of the 2% that can't. –EggPlantPocky03
18. Hey look! ---> ( o Y o ) BEWBIES!!!! –EmoWolfie
19. "If you hate quotes in signatures telling you to copy and paste that quote into your signature, copy and paste this quote into your signature....... wait" –also EmoWolfie
20. Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. –Eriray076
21. In a room where everyone else thinks "All these people are mindless
sheep," a unique person thinks "B-A-A-A-A-H-H." –VaguelyCreepy
22. 1. Go to 3
____2. Now go to 6
____3. Oopsie, 7
____4. Now 9
____5. Erm...let us go to...8!
____6. You lost the game.
____7. Oopsies again. go to 4
____8. Almost there, go to 10
____9. I SAID 5! GO AWAY!
____Now go to 2 -WolfieboyMachi
23. Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B? -kaledrub
24. "You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely doesn't it?" -purplekip
25. 90% of teenages copy stupid signatures when they're told so.If you are against copy pasting stupid signatures.Copy and paste this into your...oh wait -Crow1992
26. Our
    Biggest
    Asinine
    Mistake
    America -hammertheshark
27. American : Waaaazzzuuuupp!!!
    Puerto Rican : ¿Quééé pasaaaaa!!!
    German : Wasgehdaaaab!!!
    Italian : Come vaaaaaaaa!!!
    Japanese: Waaazzabiii!!!
    French : Çaaaaaaaa Vaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Jew: Shaaalooooooooom!
    Ork: WAAAAAGH!!! -DarylChin
Here is a list of some of mah favorite sigs that I found on DA. I'm actually submitting this mostly for the purpose of experimenting with submitting writing. If yours pops up, don't hesitate to leave a comment!

*EDIT* I've decided that I'm going to add more to this as I find them.
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:iconjulistealshands:
Julistealshands Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  New member
lol these are great!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
Haha, thanks! This is so old, I keep forgetting I made this... :XD:
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Bronytrainman Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Number 20 was hilarious!!!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Hehe, one of my favorites! :D
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:iconchaoticallyawkward:
ChaoticallyAwkward Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are awesome. XD
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:iconnatureanddragons:
NatureAndDragons Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this XD
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:iconchelleystarfire:
ChelleyStarfire Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD "Shaaalooooooooom!"
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
WAAAAAAAGH!! :XD:
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:iconchelleystarfire:
ChelleyStarfire Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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:iconneon-frost:
Neon-Frost Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! These are hilarious

but I like mine best
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Thanks!
And that yours is pretty funny. :XD:
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:iconmughalrox:
MughalRox Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my Lord XD
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MythologyNut01 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
11, 13, 19 and 23 are my favourite, the last one made me giggle, haha XD
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
Heh, glad you like them! :D
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GreekPrincess143 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahaha nice. Next time i change mine im using some of these
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Glad you like it! :D
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:icongreekprincess143:
GreekPrincess143 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:)
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ChibiAkita Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
definitely going to use some of these~
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Awesome! :D
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Vocaloid-4000 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
I come home from school after taking about 78 pages of notes and doing 51 examples. I do my math, geography, science, and type a report for language arts. I come on to do stuff on DA. I find you. I read this.

That just made my day. :)
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Thanks! I'm glad it cheered you up! :D
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:iconintenselycan:
IntenseLycan Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Seems legit :D
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
:XD: Thanks!
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:iconlauren-dawn:
lauren-dawn Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
YES!!!!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
Haha! :XD: I gather you like it?
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:iconlauren-dawn:
lauren-dawn Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yep. All the way
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
It's a work in progress; I add new signatures to it as I find them.
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:iconlauren-dawn:
lauren-dawn Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Cool. I used some of them. I hope thats ok. :)
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
I don't have a problem with that. None of them are mine, after all.
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:iconlauren-dawn:
lauren-dawn Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Great. I'm not going to bother tracking them down and seeing if I can use them. Too much work!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012
lol It's fine, you can't copyright the sigs anyway!
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BDBiggestMarioLover Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
awsome!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Thanks! :D I'm always on the lookout for new sigs to add to it.
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:iconbdbiggestmariolover:
BDBiggestMarioLover Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XD
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:icongurt-b-froe:
Gurt-B-Froe Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:icongurt-b-froe:
Gurt-B-Froe Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
:rofl: That was a good laugh!
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
lol Glad I could make your day! :D
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:icongurt-b-froe:
Gurt-B-Froe Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
No prob.! :D
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CherryKitsune6 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL awesomeness.
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
Thanks! :D
It's actually an on-going thing, so if you have any recommendations, I'd really appreciate it! :D
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:iconbubblezee98:
BubbleZee98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you dont get out much, my brother, do you? lol
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
:iconbirdplz:
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BubbleZee98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbirdplz::iconbirdplz:
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
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BubbleZee98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
:stfu:
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BubbleZee98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:stfu::spammer::stupid:
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:iconarachnid98:
arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
lol Wachoo think this is, a protest? :XD:
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penguimoo Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO my BFF's siggy is there. #17.
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
rofl Small world, eh? :XD:
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